About Spoofs and Proofs

David Culver Brenner

If you’re visiting this page, chances are you’re wondering who or what is behind Spoofs and Proofs. (Pretty cool detective work, huh?)

Spoofs and Proofs is the brainchild of the enigmatic and mercurial David Culver Brenner. Some days, we are told, his mood is light-hearted and practically frivolous. That’s when he produces the satirical “Spoofs” that fill half this site. A day or two, or even moments later, he can mysteriously become deadly serious and pen the “Proofs,” which are the incontrovertibly true essays and axioms that make up the other half.

As both the Spoofs and the Proofs tend to elicit outrage and violent fantasies against him, he tries to keep a low profile, jockeying between caves and underground concrete bunkers. You can reach him at spoofsandproofs@gmail.com. Just don’t stay in the area too long after dispatching your missive.

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