Rare Gems

Mining the Deepest Recesses of our Mind

 

7. Always request extra fortune cookies at the Chinese food joint — it increases your chances of getting a good fortune.

6. Ladies, if a guy wants to date you, first ask him what superpower he would most like to have. If he says, “invisibility” or “x-ray vision,” run for your life.

5. I’m so glad that, unlike dogs, in order for humans to get to know someone new we don’t need to go over and smell his or her butt. That would be awkward.

4. If death is just a part of life, why do dead people seem so different? It’s almost like life has ended.

3. If every single human cell in the body has a digitally encoded purpose in its DNA, wouldn’t it make sense that the whole organism — you and me — also have a clearly defined purpose?

2. It is wrong to say atheists are without hope. They desperately hope God does not exist.

1.Eternity’s a long time, but in the timelessness of heaven, it won’t feel like it. Time flies when there isn’t any.