Biden Already Making Vacation Plans for Expected Second Term
Washington, D.C. (A.P.) –
President Joe Biden, in a major show of confidence, is already planning his vacation agenda for a prospective second term, despite the fact 70 percent of Americans say the country is on the wrong track.
While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, Biden declared: “I have big plans – I promise to break my own record for presidential vacation days in my second term. I’ve been spending 40 percent of my presidency “chilling” – as the kids say – in places like St. Croix, Nantucket, Camp David, and of course, Rehoboth Beach in my beloved Delaware. There’s no reason I can’t hit 50 percent once I’m re-elected.”
The President says he will not only spend more time of vacation, but travel further and see more of the world as part of his second term “R and R” world tour. “I’ll be hitting the beaches and mountain resorts in Latin America especially,” he noted. “Going south of the border will help get these anti-immigration zenophobes off my back. I’ll be demonstrating that Latin America countries are great places to live, bolstering their tourism industries, and encouraging folks down there to stay for the great jobs cleaning hotel rooms and bussing tables,” the President explained.
Biden further touted his ability to strengthen America’s ties abroad by vacationing in countries most presidents never visit. “We established a great friendship with folks down in St. Croix, thanks to my visit last year during those hellacious winter storms,” he boasted.
“In my second term, I’ll be building connections in strategic geopolitical places like Tahiti,the Maldives, Turks and Caicos, and the Seychelles. We’ve sadly ignored these potential hotspots in our foreign policy. Not on my watch, Jack!” the President loudly exclaimed.
The President seeks to hit the ground running once re-elected: “We’re not gonna delay – right after inauguration, Dr. Jill and the whole Biden clan will head to Bali to kick off my ambitious R&R agenda with a huge bang. Heck, by then, I’ll be ready to get out of that damned Delaware basement they keep me cooped up in during campaigns.”
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