President Biden and My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell
Team Up to Give Border Crossers
a “Soft Landing”
In a surprising show of bipartisan cooperation, the Biden Administration is partnering with arch-conservative and pro-Trump My Pillow President, Mike Lindell, to implement a new and friendlier “Soft Landing” policy at the Southern border. Lindell has agreed to a multi-million dollar contract to line the American side of the border with hundreds of thousands of “My Pillows.”
President Biden has also generously promised that cooperative MAGA folks like Lindell will be “crossed off the Justice Department’s naughty list.”
According to Lindell, the pillows will ensure the most comfortable entry ever into America. At a joint press conference with the President, Lindell announced:
”Not only will My Pillows prevent bruises and broken bones, they will reward the grit and determination of folks illegally entering America. When they land on one of My Pillows, they’ll be greeted by my patented fill and get the best night’s sleep in the greatest country ever. I personally guarantee they’ll be 100 percent satisfied with My Pillow, or they can return to Central America – or the Middle East and China — no questions asked.”
Biden added,
“Immigrants will never forget the kindness of the American people in providing these pillows. And, after sleeping on a My Pillow myself, this pain in my neck – not Mike, but a literal pain in my neck – has completely gone away.”
Lindell also promises to give a 50% discount to non-citizens on his Giza sheet pillowcases – “the greatest deal in pillowcase sales’ history,” he says. He added, “I’m passing the savings of being canceled by the big retailers directly on to these great American border crossers!”
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