Kamala Harris Arrested by DOJ for Impersonating a Major Party Presidential Candidate
Heavily armed federal agents descended this morning on the home of Vice President Kamala Harris with a warrant of arrest on charges of falsely impersonating a major party presidential candidate. The DOJ was concerned Harris might be armed, given her penchant for guns and the large stock of firearms and ammunition she owns.
Though her candidacy was approved by former President Barack Obama and former Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi, Department of Justice (DOJ) sources say that they too were fooled into thinking she could win the election, and thus are innocent victims of the Vice-President’s ruse. 
Attorney General Merrick Garland admitted that, after the election, both Obama and Pelosi separately contacted him regarding the charge of impersonation by the Vice-President. Pelosi further confided with SpoofsandProofs.com that she suspected foul play after Harris picked Tim Walz to be her running mate. “That guy’s future is with Barnum and Bailey – he couldn’t even carry his home town in Minnesota,” she caustically spewed.
V.P. Harris was arrested after brandishing an AR-15 rifle she recently purchased, but could not un-lock the safety, and quickly dropped the weapon after ordered to do so by federal agents. It was later discovered the gun was unloaded. Her husband, Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff, suspiciously told agents he’d emptied the gun and locked it to avoid the possibility of self-harm by Harris. Merrick, though, suspects he did it to protect himself from the V.P.
A key witness for the prosecution is expected to be President Joe Biden.
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