Kamala Harris Says McDonalds Wrong to Hire a Billionaire
Washington, DC – In crisis mode after Donald Trump’s appearance at a McDonalds in Philadelphia, Vice President Kamala Harris released a statement criticizing McDonalds for hiring the former President. 
“It’s outrageous that McDonalds would hire a billionaire when there are many, many unskilled residents in that community desperately seeking work. Philadelphia is struggling with high crime and low wages, and to let a billionaire walk right in and take away a fantastic job opportunity is just wrong. As President, I will not allow any fast-food restaurants to hire outside billionaires instead of citizens living close by.”
Harris further contends that she applied for the same position Trump was hired for, but despite of her extensive experience in the fast-food industry, she wasn’t hired.
“Obviously, Trump got the job because he’s a white man. As a woman of color, I’ve seen this movie before. When I’m elected, this miscarriage of justice will be the first priority of my Justice Department, headed by Whoopi Goldberg. Sure, she’s not a judge or lawyer, but she sure looked great in robes in those Sister Act movies.”
Harris says she has instructed her campaign staff not to patronize McDonald’s anymore: “Our campaign will not tolerate racism, sexism, and Nazi fries.”
Neither McDonalds or the Trump campaign had responded to the Harris’ charges at press time.
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