“When was the War of 1812?” Questions Biden Refuses to Answer
ProofsandSpoofs.com has obtained a secret memo from the Biden campaign regarding its preconditions for three potential debates with President Trump this fall. Contrary to speculation the former VP is unwilling to debate the President, Biden is chomping at the bit to take him on, albeit under certain conditions, according to the secret memo, a summary of which follows:
Biden refuses to participate in a debate if it includes trick questions from the media such as these:
- On what month and day did 9/11 occur?
- What was special about Charles Lindbergh’s first trans-Atlantic flight from New York to France?
- Which one of General Custer’s “stands” against the Indians ended in his final defeat?
- When was the War of 1812?
- What historical figure is the play, Hamilton, about?
In addition, Biden will not debate unless unnecessarily controversial and biased questions are barred, such as:
- If you win the election, will the 25th Amendment be activated before or after inauguration?
- Will you have the White House painted another color and renamed since it promotes white supremacy?
- Since African Americans aren’t very diverse in their thinking, why did you select a black Vice Presidential nominee?
- Did you or Trump negotiate the better deal with Ukraine for starting and/or stopping an investigation?
- Will you appoint Hunter Biden as Secretary of State, given his highly profitable dealings with Ukraine and China?
- Should the Lincoln Memorial be changed to show Lincoln kneeling on the head of George Floyd?
- Have you offered to donate your brain to science, and was there any interest?
- Would you rather nuzzle and kiss the head of Melania Trump or Michelle Obama?
Finally, Biden will refuse to divulge intimate or inappropriate personal information during the debate, so media may not ask:
- Did your mother give birth to you?
- Did you remember to take your memory supplements today?
- What office are you running for and who is your running mate?
- What are Jill’s views on euthanasia?
The Biden campaign insists that these conditions will ensure a substantive and meaningful debate. Joe looks forward to, “beating the American people to a pulp and showing a tack he’s still sharp as the world.”