President Biden and My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell Team Up to Give Border Crossers a “Soft Landing” In a surprising show of bipartisan cooperation, the Biden Administration is partnering with arch-conservative and pro-Trump My Pillow President, Mike Lindell, to implement a new and friendlier “Soft Landing” policy at the Southern border. Lindell has agreed to […]
Biden Already Making Vacation Plans for Expected Second Term Washington, D.C. (A.P.) – President Joe Biden, in a major show of confidence, is already planning his vacation agenda for a prospective second term, despite the fact 70 percent of Americans say the country is on the wrong track. While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! […]
Prince of Darkness Endorses Democrats, Gives Biden Two Big “Horns Up” Hell (A.P.) — Satan today released a statement endorsing the entire field of Democratic candidates, and praising President Joe Biden as, “the son I’ve always wanted.” The Darkest Prince added, “Joe Biden has been doing my bidding in Washington, D.C. for over 40 years; […]
Breaking News: Biden Passes 31 Flavor Cognitive Test at Baskin Robbins Washington, DC (AP News) – Just in time for mid-term elections, the White House has released a statement declaring that President Joe Biden enjoys stellar mental fitness after Biden named all 31 flavors available at Baskin Robbins (BR) ice cream franchises. The rigorous test […]
Biden: Space Aliens Have Hypnotized Americans into Thinking Economy is Worrisome Washington, D.C. (A.P.) – President Biden today revealed that the Central Intelligence Agency, National Security Agency, and Department of Defense have discovered that aliens from outer space are hypnotizing millions of Americans into thinking that economic conditions in the U.S. are troubling due to […]
Kamala Harris Says She is Victim of “Holden Caulfield Syndrome” By David Culver Brenner With only a 28 percent public approval rating, Kamala Harris is unpopular with both Republicans and Democrats. While sexism and racism surely account for her unpopularity with conservative Americans, how does she account for her low ratings among Democrats? In a […]
Hunter Biden Awarded Nobel Peace Prize Hunter Biden has won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work with the warring countries of Ukraine and Russia. In announcing its decision, the Norwegian Nobel Committee highlighted Hunter Biden’s willingness to engage with nations at odds with each other in the Nobel spirit of “promoting fraternity between himself […]
Exclusive ProofsandSpoofs.com Interview: LeBron Defends China Stance and Introduces “LeCommie” Shoes Amid the intense controversy sparked by his comments criticizing Houston Rocket executive Daryl Morey’s tweet in support of Hong Kong protesters, LeBron James agreed to an exclusive interview with ProofsandSpoofs.com. The following transcript of our phone interview with LeBron is unedited. Proofs: LeBron, […]
Harvard Professor Says Cell Phone “Autocorrect” is Shredding the Social Fabric The speed and carelessness of texting is resulting in significant social problems, says Burke Sorenson, Assistant Professor of Sociology at Harvard University. And technology, particularly Autocorrect, isn’t making things better. Recent misunderstandings and lawsuits stemming from Autocorrect “typos” bear this out. In Norfolk, Va. […]